- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

your mother

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