What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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see ya

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Wright flyer

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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Womens rights

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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poop

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ecks! why zee?

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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