Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Face Hunter is scum

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

a man makes a bad joke

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Chuck Norris Dies.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Whats red and dirty? Her period

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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