Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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