- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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