- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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