1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

What can hitler cook well Steak

Water? I hardly know her.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Two women were sitting quietly.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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