What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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Your biggest fan.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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