- Anti Joke

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.