- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Stop procrastinating.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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