- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

If you were a cactus, why?

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Sam Hengal.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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