- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

why did the man die? he was shot

Female rights.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why did? Yes

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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