What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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