What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Dogs

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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Three black men were walking...

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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what did the farmer do? plant

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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