So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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