- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

Women's rights

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

I LIKE TRAINS

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

Hitler and Jews become friends.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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