you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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women's rights

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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