what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Dogs

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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