why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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YOU

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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My Nan, that is all.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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