why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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69- by Adam Chebali

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Suck pussy

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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School

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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