A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2vFEq0M&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7nKXEePj87o/T5dBnSfhaBI/AAAAAAAAAHw/RNSE68GzbjU/s1600/Harry%252BStyles%252Bboy%252Bband%252BOne%252BDirection%252Barrives%252B1Tg3l2FYklYl.jpg&w=396&h=594&ei=2Y7HT6jnL4e69QSK2oW5Dw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=244&vpy=12&dur=543&hovh=160&hovw=106&tx=72&ty=122&sig=110416686013590693091&page=18&tbnh=160&tbnw=106&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:231,i:105

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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