If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

Ken wins!

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

I'm Andrew Schmitt

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Homonyms should be band.

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

I bet you read this. Told ya.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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