- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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