- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

BIG PENIS

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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