- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

poop

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??