Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

This sentence is a lie.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

no really what are ur names?

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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