- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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