Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

test

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Latvia isn't a joke

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

human centipede

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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