What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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