- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

My Boyfriend

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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