- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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