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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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