- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What happened to my sunglasses?

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Alex Gedrose.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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