- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

That's what SHE said!

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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