- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

A sober Irish individual.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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