Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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I work at jcpenny

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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... Chan chan

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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