- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Faithful men.

kennah campion... being nice

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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