What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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I once did something.

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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Sarah Palin

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for keeps?

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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