- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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