Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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The queen having a shit

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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