What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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