- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

This is a joke. Laugh!

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Why so serious? Your brother died.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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