- Anti Joke

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

This is a joke. Laugh!

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Why so serious? Your brother died.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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