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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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