Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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