What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Women's Rights Movement

guy walks into a bar, ouch

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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