- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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