Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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My children are huge mistakes.

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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Hello

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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