- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Roses are red, Violets are violet

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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