- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

What did death say to life? Go die

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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