How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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Stop procrastinating.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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