Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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