- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

Guess who is violent. Osama

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Wanker

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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