Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

Daym im romantic

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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