- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Alex Gedrose.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

This is a joke. Laugh!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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