How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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go F*** yourself

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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