- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Honk if you're Amish!

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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