- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Women's Rights Movement

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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