- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Sex education in Texas.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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