Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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minorities

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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