A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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