Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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