- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

I shot a bitch.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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