Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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Religion.

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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Guess what? AIDS!

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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