man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Michel Moor on a die...

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

I woke up today

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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