Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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What is more worse than death? Death

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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