Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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