A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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