Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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Guess what? AIDS!

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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Religion.

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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