how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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jamie is a noob jamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noobjamie is a noob

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Dogs

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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