why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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