- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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