Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Granny porn!

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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