Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

How high is a Chinaman

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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