Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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A black man comes home from work.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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