daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Worms don't like apples.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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