- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

A kid has no friends.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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