- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

there was once a jew

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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