Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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shut up kobe!

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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