- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

why is pie good. because it just is.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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