Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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when debbie meets downer

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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Winter

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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