What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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