What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

I woke up today

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

kaite is dumb that is true

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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