A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Logan's gay

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

What's green and blue? yellow

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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