- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

bronson watt walks into a bar.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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