What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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We are lawyers

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watch a i d s left

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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