- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

I have a gay camel

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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