- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Stop procrastinating.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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