Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

what this: b a dead one of these: p

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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