- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Prostitution is bad.......

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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