What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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Women's Rights

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YES! EXACTLY!

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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