- Anti Joke

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.