- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

A black man walks Into a bar.

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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