- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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