This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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