- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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