- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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